I've made some unethical code giving HTML responses at random and masking what is there for fun. It targets mainly crawlers and scripts that run through your website that are looking for vulnerabilities AKA dem script kiddies.
Function TarPit() {
/* Send to Tarpit */
$responce = array(200,204,300,301,302,303,304,404,410,409,406,418,500);
$array_select = array_rand($responce,1);
http_response_code($responce[$array_select]);
Print(http_response_code());
Exit(Require_once './CUSTERR/en.php');
}
/CUSTERR/en.php Make for different languages
<?php
if(isset($_SESSION['authenticated_user'])){exit(header('refresh:0; ../index.php', false));} //You do not want your Logged in users seeing this
$http_response_code = array(200,204,300,301,302,303,304,404,406,409,410,418,500);
$http_response_name = array('Accepted','No Content','Multiple Choices','Moved Permanently','Found','See Other','Not Modified','Not Found','Not Acceptable','Conflict','Gone','I am a Teapot','Internal Server Error');
$http_response_discription = array('Accepted your connection','','Just letting you know this is actually a questionnaire?','Moved permanently somewhere else. Definitely not here although','Don\'t Panic! The monkeys have found it','Go see the other guy.','This page is Definitely not modified in anyway.',' The requested URL ' . $_SERVER['REQUEST_URI'] . ' was not found by the monkeys on this server.','This is Unacceptable','Just couldn\'t decide on what to give you','It\'s Gone. Just Gone?','I am a Teapot','Internal Server Error');
$name = str_replace(http_response_code(),$http_response_code,$http_response_name);
$description = str_replace(http_response_code(),$http_response_code,$http_response_discription);
Print('<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//IETF//DTD HTML 2.0//EN">
<html><head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" >
<title>' . http_response_code() . $name .'</title>
</head><body>
<h1>' . http_response_code() . $name .'</h1>
<p>' . $description . '</p>
</body></html>');
?>
