One day, I found an odd newspaper lying on a bench called '$\large\bf\text{The Pitiable Coder}$'.
I opened it and to my delight found an entire page on puzzles! Most were easy, but there was one I couldn't solve:
$\boxed{{\sf\text{New! Introducing a new type of puzzle:}}\ \mathbb{CHEMICRYPTICS} \\\ \\\sf{\text{We aren't going to tell you how they work, that's for you to work out. Here they are:}}\\ \ \\\rm{\text{Way of an organ}\ \ \\ \\\text{Port to a rheum unit}\ \ \\ \\\text{Crunch the tunic theme}\ \ \\ \\\text{Racks a dim hour}\ \ \\ \\\text{Pay for the math annul}\ \ \\ \\\text{Night that has none}\ \ \\ \\\text{Bite off my nation}\ \ \\ \\\text{Brick up and aim cues}}\ \ \\\ \\ \ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \sf{\text{We are looking for a final word, each CHEMICRYPTIC gives a letter.}\\ \ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \sf\text{There is also a clue in the newspaper name.}}\ \ \\ \ \\ \tiny{\sf{\text{Note: These are not cryptic clues, but our own invention}}}\ \ \\ \ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \huge{\bf{\text{Good luck!}}} \\\ \\ \ \\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \sf\text{Coming Soon in next edition! Biocryptics and Physicryptics!} \\}\\$
