Mx. Evan Phoenix

@evanphx

HashiCorporeal. "Who knew your inability to shut up would prove so useful?" --

Los Angeles, California
Joined April 2007
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    13 hours ago

    This 1,000 times. Wish it was just a tactical failure but it really appears there was never a plan to hold Republicans to account and make them pay a political price.

    Democrats inability to make a national issue is TRAGIC... and underscores insanity of blaming AOC for 2020. HOW MANY PEOPLE understand how Mitch has screwed up COVID-19 response??? Pelosi and Schumer are so bad at their jobs
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    Nov 26

    s/o to ocean spray for giving this the green light

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    Nov 26

    bob's burgers had the best, queerest thanksgiving scene of all time

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    Nov 25

    Modern web architectures.

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  5. Nov 26

    As an amateur language designer, let me applaud the PHP team for being brave enough to fix int and string comparison in PHP 8 . This is going to be a pain during migrations, but it’s the right thing to do.

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    Nov 25

    I love

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  7. Nov 24

    What a fucking twat.

    NEW: Mnuchin will place the $455b in unspent Cares Act money he is taking back from the Fed into Treasury's General Fund, where his successor (Yellen) essentially cannot reach it w/o Congressional approval
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  8. Nov 22

    A senseless act of football.

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    QB Andy Dalton still can't really taste or smell, but he had a pretty good week of practice and is ready to go today against the .
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  9. Retweeted
    Nov 21

    Of course. 🙄

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  10. Retweeted
    Nov 20

    Where did all these weak men come from?

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    To soften the blow of defeat Fox's Geraldo proposes naming the vaccine after Trump. "It would be a nice gesture to him and years from now it would become kind of a generic name. Have you got your trump yet, I got my trump, I'm fine. I wished we could honor him in that way."
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  11. Nov 20

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  12. Nov 20

    When took the job, our now nearly 5 foot 5th grader was just 1.5 years old. We were young parents that had just moved into our first house. Working together over the last 8 years was such a privilege, allowing us to raise our kids the way we wanted.

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  13. Nov 20

    While being the most biased person on the planet to make this statement, it’s been an absolute joy working with over the past 8 years. Our collective life together will be forever colored by these 8 years of working together, traveling, community, and children. 😍🥰

    I believe the phrase is: “Some personal news.” ;) But, yes, this really does feel super personal — work isn’t supposed to be, I know. A company isn’t your family, and saying goodbye to one is often just the next step in one's career. That couldn't be less true here though.
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    Nov 19

    was awesome. This is an impromptu quine I wrote in a lunck break. Thank you, the organizers!

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    Nov 18

    CITY OF LA DWP is currently offering a $500 check to low-income residents for gas, cell, wi-fi, and tv bills. Deadline is this Sun. There are 100,000 checks that can be sent out, but so far only 50,000 people have applied. Application link:

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  16. Nov 18

    I try hard to be but I hide my anxiety and insecurity on Twitter mostly.

    Are you the same in real life as you are on Twitter?
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    Nov 18

    David Perdue's corruption and self-dealing are flagrant. He is blatantly exploiting his office to line his own pockets. This conduct is utterly inexcusable.

    EXCLUSIVE: Right before he was put in charge of a Senate subcommittee with jurisdiction over the Navy, Sen. David Perdue began buying up stock in a company that made submarine parts.
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  18. Retweeted
    Nov 18

    Fleet or Story?

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    Nov 18

    "Let's discount votes from BLACK counties but not votes from majority WHITE counties and let's make sure we make BLACK people wait 10 hours to vote while WHITE people only wait 20 minutes and BLACK cities don't count...hey why does everyone say we're racist?" - Republican Party

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  20. Nov 17

    I like fleets mostly to watch clown on them.

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