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@fhemberger

Makes computers go brrrrr. Automates boring things. Mostly tired these days. Tweets: de/en. Pronouns: he/him

Cologne, Germany
Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    25 Nov 2020

    I'm totally a "Move slow and think about stuff first" kinda guy. Our industry already left too many broken things behind along its way.

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    1 hour ago

    Der Nutella oder die Nutella oder das Nutella?

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    6 hours ago
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  5. 1 hour ago

    "Zwei mal drei macht vier, widewidewitt und drei macht neune"

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  6. 9 hours ago

    What is this "outside" they talk about in those old movies? And why isn't anyone wearing a mask?

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  7. 10 hours ago

    Sehr gute Zusammenfassung der Unfähigkeit und Wissenschaftsleugnung der Politik in Deutschland. Danke !

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  8. Retweeted
    12 hours ago

    „Warum landen Meteoriten eigentlich immer in Kratern?“

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  9. 14 hours ago

    Not really a DC fan, but Aquaman was really enjoyable. Some parts took … uhmm "heavy inspiration" from TRON: Legacy and Jason Momoa was a perfect fit for the role.

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  10. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    Warum heißt es Videokanal der bayerischen Staatsregierung und nicht SöderStream

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  11. Apr 1

    Es ist nicht verwunderlich, dass die smudo-Rechte zum Installieren benötigt.

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  12. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    „Komm mit mir, wenn du leben willst!“ (Terminator) „Kann ich über Ostern drüber ?“ (Sarah Laschet-Connor)

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  13. Apr 1

    So ne Pandemie in der Menschen sterben ist echt ne geile Gelegenheit, dick Geld einzustreichen, Teil 537244.

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  14. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    Authentic recordings from inside Hetzner Online's data center park - For just €19.99 ! Just like birds and insects, each server sings its own unique song. Feel free to sit back and relax. To order your Server Sounds CD, simply write to [email protected]

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  15. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    Stack Overflow pulled den wohl besten Aprilscherz seit sehr, sehr langem. Großartig.

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 1

    +++ EIL +++ Laschet will nachdenken +++ EIL +++ Jetz is aber auch ma gut mit die Aprilscherze, ja?

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  17. Retweeted
    Mar 31

    eine blökchain:

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  18. Mar 30
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  19. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    Oh, crap. No mention what will happen to licenses / photos used in the future. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.

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  20. Mar 30

    Nice, got running on my Mac. Maybe it's time to say farewell to TimeMachine …

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  21. Mar 30

    Wenn die MacBook-CPU öfters auf 99° C hochschnellt, man dann die Kiste aufschraubt, Brandspuren an der Heatpipe findet, die vertrocknete Thermalpaste abkratzt, die nicht mal die ganze CPU bedeckt hatte, könnte eventuell der Eindruck entstehen, dass Apple am falschen Ende spart.

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