Jordan Harband

@ljharb

software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. / ex //. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor

Hillsborough, CA
Bergabung Februari 2008

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    26 Okt 2012
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    31 Des 2021

    On one hand she was 99 years 348 days old when she died. On the other hand she lived through 24 leap years, i.e. 24 extra days. All I'm saying is mathematically, it arguably checks out that she lived 100 years and 7 days.

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    1 Jan

    it appears your tokens are more fungible than you claimed, mister bond

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    28 Des 2021

    The Web is the only modern programming platform where devs need to spend time building UI just to output a basic message or solicit any input. alert(), confirm(), and prompt() serve an important function. Before deprecating them, the platform must offer better alternatives!

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    28 Des 2021
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    23 Des 2021

    How it started: How it's going:

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    17 Des 2021

    Time for your annual reminder that, according to A Christmas Carol, Bob Cratchit makes 15 shillings a week. Adjusted for inflation, that's $530.27/wk, $27,574/yr, or $13.50/hr. Most Americans on minimum wage earn less than a Dickensian allegory for destitution.

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    22 Des 2021

    fucked up how owning a 51% stake in something means you get to control 100% of the decisions instead of, say, 51% of them

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  9. 17 Des 2021

    Made some donuts today at work!

    tray of chocolate donuts with chocolate glaze, some with sprinkles, some without. Gingerbread house and Xmas decorations in background.
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  10. 15 Des 2021
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  11. 15 Des 2021

    How do you pronounce "niche"?

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    14 Des 2021
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    14 Des 2021

    nintendo nintendas nintenda nintendamos nintendan

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  14. 14 Des 2021
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    13 Des 2021

    A vision for open source maintainers from our team at : Pay them, and provide training and support to complement their skills because no one (or even three) people have all the skills needed for healthy project and thriving community befitting our global infrastructure.

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  16. 12 Des 2021

    My two year old has inadvertently discovered a brutal prank: quietly turning the water heater temperature dial down to its lowest setting

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  17. 10 Des 2021

    that feel when you're sitting in the dark on your laptop and a sizable spider materializes on the backlight, crawling down from the bezel

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  18. 27 Nov 2021

    to be fair, nobody’s ever tried this hard to reach me about my auto warranty or connect to me on linkedin

    Shen Yun brochure on doorknob
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    16 Nov 2021

    Lambda School has renamed itself “BloomTech” and pivoted into student loans. The twist is a refund offer, with interesting fine print. You must apply to *checks math* 460 jobs. Someone offers you a 3 month gig in Siberia? No refund.

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    10 Nov 2021
    Panel 1: "Backend" passing note in class to "Frontend"
Panel 2: "Frontend" with a happy face, seeing the note says "200 OK"
Panel 3: "Frontend" with an angry face, seeing the body says
{
 error: "Internal Server Error",
 status: 500
}
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    Putting on my hacker hoodie to View Source. mhoye: Seriously, the Chrome team just landed a patch that lets sites block "View Source" right in the middle of the Chrome Dev Summit. (To everyone saying "this is just an enterprise policy": Look at the...

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