Régis Hanol

@ZogStriP

Software Développeur

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regishanol.fr
Joined May 2007
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    Apr 16

    "What the heck is this? You said during the interviews that you had a Kafka-based architecture?!" "No, mate. You heard it wrong. We said we have Kafkaesque architecture."

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    Apr 6

    What does a French bird say? "Oiseau-p." You're welcome. 😹

    2 replies . 3 retweets 10 likes
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    Apr 2

    Crazy new mobile game will make you sweat! Check out our new trailer for with an in-house music track. We had a lot of fun making this one!

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    Mar 29

    “This is fine”

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    Mar 28

    Quick guide to HTTP Status codes: 1XX: Wait a sec 2XX: There ya go 3XX: Fuck off 4XX: Fuck you 5XX: Fuck

    87 replies . 5,151 retweets 13,808 likes
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    Mar 26

    My code is always 100% ready for review until 5 seconds after the pull request is made. That’s when I realize the important thing I forgot to include.

    16 replies . 106 retweets 586 likes
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    Mar 25

    Interviewer: Tell me about a time when you had to solve a difficult problem Me: I had a bug in my code and couldn't find any helpful answers on stackoverflow. I persevered and eventually found the solution from a link on the second page of Google search

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    Mar 24

    Tu crois acheter du sucre roux (non raffiné), et en fait c’est du sucre blanc recoloré. On marche sur la tête.

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    Mar 21

    browser extension idea: find and replace “AI” with “some IF statements“ in articles you read online ie. VCs invest $1.2B in some IF statements

    72 replies . 2,433 retweets 8,198 likes
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    Mar 20

    (to the tune of "du hast") lich lichten lich ten stein

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    Mar 19

    Reddit may be a hive of scum and villainy but it also has this:

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    Mar 19

    I sorted the entire CJK Unified Ideographs Unicode block based on each glyph's similarity to a pattern, in this case, a short line segment at different height, and created this wavy curve out of a line of glyphs.

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    Mar 19

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    Mar 19

    This is the first thing that made me belly laugh in well over a week. Maps, they have edge cases too.

    Antarctica, the confusing continent.
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    Mar 18

    1/7th of your life is spent on Mondays.

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    Mar 16

    A devops engineer walks into a bar, puts the bartender in a docker container, put kubernetes behind the bar, spins up 1000 bartenders, orders 1 beer.

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    Mar 15

    Excited to announce that I am not changing jobs, not moving, not launching an exciting new side project. Just trying to solve all the boring problems that haven’t been solved yet. No Medium post coming. Sorry.

    4 replies . 24 retweets 180 likes
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    Mar 14

    Here's how to torture a programmer "Sorry'

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    Mar 13

    Let me sing you the song of my people. "HoooowWWw Dddddddddid ThIIIiiiis Eeeeeeeeeever WooooooRRRRRK?"

    2 replies . 62 retweets 217 likes
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    Mar 12

    1993 / 2019

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