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@aphyr

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Apr 2016

    Sometimes companies have me come and teach a two-day class on distributed systems for engineers. Here's my notes:

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Never in my LIFE have I seen a film that so thoroughly does.... Whatever this is

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  3. Retweeted
    3 hours ago

    I like posting nudes because it makes all the weak people unfollow

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  4. 3 hours ago

    She FORCES this boy to LITERALLY GAG on her popsicle HOW IS THIS REAL

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  5. 4 hours ago

    A service which dispatches Rose McGowan to your home or workplace to deliver increasingly terrifying monologues on the rules you didn't know you needed to live by

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  6. 4 hours ago
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  7. 4 hours ago

    What the FUCK is this makeover montage is this supposed to be literal is this Fern's imagining who ARE these people

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  8. 4 hours ago

    Is literally EVERYONE in Jawbreaker lesbian

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  9. 4 hours ago

    Please cover your bosoms! This is a learning institution not a brothel!

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  10. 8 hours ago
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  11. 8 hours ago

    Bulk bulk bulk bulk

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  12. 10 hours ago

    made the school crossing guard hot chocolate today because it's super cold out and NOT ONLY did she burn her tongue but it wasn't sweet enough for her taste so if anyone needs me I'll be kicking myself about this while trying to fall asleep every night for the next twenty years

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  13. 10 hours ago

    another thing I want is, like, adaptive windowing for stuff like rates/quantiles, where the system picks up on (potentially fuzzy) phase changes in dynamics and establishes new windows to avoid blurring/oversampling/undersampling different time regions

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  14. 10 hours ago

    honestly this feels like a solvable problem: series tags and x/y coordinates could be stored as fixed-width records, feels like you could sample/index/stream that stuff off disk for interactive zooming w incremental rendering real fast

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  15. 10 hours ago

    one of the central, ongoing problems in my life is not having the performance/tools/physical display technology to render these for hour-long plots with hundreds of millions of points

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  16. 10 hours ago

    god I fucking love scatterplots, ur fav windowed-quantile aggregation could NEVER

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    Wake me up (Wake me up inside) Can't wake up (Mambo numer five)

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  18. Dec 9

    Back at the gym after a week of feeling bleh. Hit a 445 lb DL PR with ok form, dragging on accessory lifts but making it through.

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  19. Dec 9

    Anyway, v excited, once I save up the money, to install rooftop solar and start looking at putting in charging infrastructure for an electric car while I'm at it. I think that's gonna require negotiating with the city though.

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  20. Dec 9

    (I'm not mad about having electric heat; both my electricity and gas are "carbon neutral", but that really means offset by renewable investments, and I have more confidence in wind & solar than the biogas capture scheme. Trying to get away from gas as much as possible.)

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  21. Dec 9

    holy shit electric furnaces use a lot of energy

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