Jordan Harband

@ljharb

software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. , ex ///. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor.

Hillsborough, CA
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Joined February 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    26 Oct 2012

    Required git reading: Trust me.

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  2. Jul 17

    Damnit Costco, you got me

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  3. Jul 13

    The ` in obj` ECMAScript proposal (ergonomic brand checks for private fields) is now at stage 4! - - -

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  4. Retweeted
    Jul 10

    This thread is 🤯

    In conclusion Jim Crow is a way bigger influence on modern US life than anybody wants to admit, the Midwest isn't nice, and never trust anyone to handle direct in-kind food "aid" properly.
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  5. Retweeted
    Jul 2

    Hi. I know you’re excited about copilot. GitHub scraped your code. And they plan to charge you for copilot after you help train it further. It’s truly disappointing to watch people cheer at having their work and time exploited by a company worth billions.

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  6. Jul 2

    The "live map update" feature is neat, but it's pretty frustrating watching your delivery truck roam the neighborhood, within 5-10 minutes' driving distance, for half the day.

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  7. Retweeted
    Jun 25

    This is the worst thing ever

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  8. Jun 24

    These yellow jackets are /not/ happy i found their nest

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  9. Retweeted
    Jun 17

    We mistakenly sent out an empty test email to a portion of our HBO Max mailing list this evening. We apologize for the inconvenience, and as the jokes pile in, yes, it was the intern. No, really. And we’re helping them through it. ❤️

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  10. Jun 17

    I feel your pain, anonymous developer

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  11. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    this illusion broke my brain 🤯

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  12. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    accessibility dot jpeg

    There are four images that are screenshots of an exchange between two Star Wars characters, Anakin and Padmé. In the first, Anakin is saying, “I’ve added subtitles to make my content accessible.” In the second, Padmé is saying “But not automatically generated ones, right?” In the third, Anakin is not speaking, but has a facial expression that suggests he has added automated subtitles. In the fourth, Padmé is saying “But not or tomato call he gem her eight it ones, write?”
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  13. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    We will be having a TC39 panel on Thursday! So excited to talk to you all about the standards world. What questions do you have for TC39?

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  14. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    Learned so much and so honored to have on the podcast last week. Its one of our best to date! Hope you enjoy!

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  15. Retweeted
    Jun 7

    Next up at : shares his analogy for open source maintenance and environmental impact credits. Jordan maintainers hundreds of npm projects. 😓

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  16. Jun 6

    ooh fun, just found this! mine’s 78.73 billion

    npx https://gist.github.com/kentcdodds/8eea6d7365f46ddd2f2760bb44d164c0 kentcdodds showing output
    I put together a little script to get stats about all the packages I have publish access to. Packages I help maintain have been downloaded over 1.3 BILLION times 😱 Give it a try:
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  17. Retweeted
    Apr 21

    me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Lazy loading infinite scroll is quite possibly the worst UX pattern I've ever had the displeasure of using

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    Jun 4

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  20. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    One of my favorite scientific figures is this one of the entropy levels of 100 world cities by the orientation of streets. The cities with most ordered streets: Chicago, Miami, & Minneapolis. Most disordered: Charlotte, Sao Paulo, Rome & Singapore. Paper:

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  21. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    Congrats to for graduating from incubation status!

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