Jordan Harband

@ljharb

software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. / ex //. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor

Hillsborough, CA
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Geregistreerd in februari 2008
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  1. Vastgemaakte Tweet
    26 okt. 2012

    Required git reading: Trust me.

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    27 jul. 2021

    Venom is an example of a villain who evolved into a hero because he was popular with readers and writers decided to rehabilitate him. By contrast, Magneto evolved into a hero because every decade since Reagan it's harder and harder to pretend he's wrong

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    7 mrt.

    How Harden-Runner GitHub Action detected and blocked third-party analytics from CI/CD

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    3 mrt.

    Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out. Next day: same again. And again. Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?" "Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary" "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"

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  5. 4 mrt.

    I got a package today, and my spouse asked me what it was. I replied with "it's not bigger than itself or smaller than itself", and proceeded to giggle for longer than I should probably admit.

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  6. 1 mrt.

    I've been working on this one awhile; is now a Premier member of ! I'll be representing us on the Board for now.

    The Open Source Security Foundation () just gained 23 new members, including Huawei, Alibaba Cloud, 1Password, Citi, Coinbase, and Spotify. Read more from here:
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    4 feb.

    An ode to Google Slides:

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    26 feb.

    This is one of the Top 10 most prolific contributors to the Python programming language. He contributed more code than any currently sitting Steering Committee member. His life is in danger. There is no "keeping politics out of programming", tech consists of real people.

    I am 20 km from Konotop, a city surrounded or already captured by the Russians. Russian tanks were on the road 2 km from my house, and Russian armored vehicles were passing by my windows. Most likely, I will find myself in the occupied zone, where the law does not apply.
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    22 feb.

    What tool do you use to switch Node versions? nvm. I figured it out.

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    16 feb.

    IEEE 754 is a double standard

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    14 feb.

    Why is it called Single Sign On.. if I have to do it 43 times a day?

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    15 feb.

    📢OpenJS Foundation Names 2022 Board of Directors, and welcomes first-time Silver Board Director from Jordan Harband , a longtime contributor to OpenJS, nvm, Node.js & TC39 ✨

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  13. 15 feb.

    oh yay, twitter iOS has a fun bug where if someone mentions you, but deletes it after the notification count arrives but before you open the app to view it, you can never clear the "1"

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    14 feb.

    Exciting news today! Joyent has transferred ownership of the Node.js trademarks to the OpenJS Foundation to help protect the work of the Node.js collaborators. We’ve worked hard to make OpenJS a stable, neutral home for the JavaScript community.

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    9 feb.

    software engineers go to standup every morning and still aren't funny

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  16. 9 feb.

    i've started using the harden-runner on a few open source projects; i'm watching this repo to see what new approaches they come up with.

    Introducing StepSecurity Supply Chain Goat: Hands-on tutorials to learn about software supply chain security
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  17. 8 feb.

    actually, it's a spelunker when you go down, and a stelunker when you go up

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    2 feb.

    senior engineering is mostly telling people why they shouldn't build the thing they're planning on building

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  19. 3 feb.

    next , please bestow the ability to disable "update branch" entirely () and to have "fast-forward merge" as the fourth available merge strategy ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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  20. 3 feb.

    aahhhhh it's the "rebase branch" button‼‼ so glad to finally see this made available

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    28 jan.

    The more you know👀

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