Jordan Harband

@ljharb

software engineer/nerd/teacher/will try anything once; surgeon with git rebase. / ex //. Fav punctuation ⸮, scent petrichor

Hillsborough, CA
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Dołączył luty 2008
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  1. Przypięty tweet
    26 paź 2012

    Required git reading: Trust me.

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  2. 17 kwi

    my 5 year old just beat me at 20 questions, because i couldn’t guess a *nonfictional* 2 legged nonhuman nonsimian nonavian animal. Turns out it was the Easter Bunny.

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  3. 16 kwi

    we are sex bob-omb and we like to assimilate and add your distinctiveness to our own and stuff

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    14 kwi

    Boss: your leave request broke the system Me: uh sigh Boss: why do you want to take the specific week off in 2038 Me: for this exact reason

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  5. 14 kwi

    it'd be pretty fun to see how much $ worth of free Github Actions all my open source projects have used

    GitHub Actions billing bug top score challenge, can anyone beat $127.8MM?
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    11 kwi

    Sometimes we get the website we deserve.

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    1 sty 2020

    Fact we’re in the ‘Twenties’ sounds so weird. It’s so synonymous with the 1920s. Sounds like a bygone era when women were still fighting for their rights, the upper classes were living a life of hedonism whilst people starved & the world was on the verge of financial ruin and war

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  8. 3 kwi

    I love reading these lists of things that will break your databases or your forms; was just pointed to the music one: ( has many more) - names: - time: - music:

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  9. 31 mar

    Change Array By Copy hit stage 3 yesterday! Use it now with: - - - - -

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  10. 30 mar

    moof! 🐕🐄

    Screenshot of the iOS software keyboard. I have typed the word “Clarus”. Siri autocorrect emoji suggestions are a dog, and a cow.
    Cracking up at this deep-cut iOS Easter egg I just stumbled across. Who would appreciate this? Maybe would appreciate this.
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    28 mar

    [unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes] In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

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  12. 29 mar

    it has come to my attention that nobody ever talks about bruno

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    1 gru 2016

    If an angel statue is removed from a fountain, does that make it a sans seraph font?

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  14. 23 mar

    a legend, not a leggend

    Stephen Wilhite, creator of the GIF, has died
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    16 mar

    OpenJS Foundation co-signed this statement. We call on Texas lawmakers and those in other states building barriers with anti-equality policies, to do the right thing, to stop discriminating, and abandon these efforts.

    The Linux Foundation's Statement Against Texas Discrimination:
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    16 mar

    I am livid, . Livid.

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    27 lip 2021

    Venom is an example of a villain who evolved into a hero because he was popular with readers and writers decided to rehabilitate him. By contrast, Magneto evolved into a hero because every decade since Reagan it's harder and harder to pretend he's wrong

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    7 mar

    How Harden-Runner GitHub Action detected and blocked third-party analytics from CI/CD

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    3 mar

    Moscow man buys newspaper, glances at front page, throws it straight out. Next day: same again. And again. Eventually, seller snaps. "Why DO you do that?" "Oh, I'm just checking for an obituary" "But obituaries aren't even on the front page!" "Oh, the one I'm looking for will be"

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  20. 4 mar

    I got a package today, and my spouse asked me what it was. I replied with "it's not bigger than itself or smaller than itself", and proceeded to giggle for longer than I should probably admit.

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  21. 1 mar

    I've been working on this one awhile; is now a Premier member of ! I'll be representing us on the Board for now.

    The Open Source Security Foundation () just gained 23 new members, including Huawei, Alibaba Cloud, 1Password, Citi, Coinbase, and Spotify. Read more from here:
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